July 21, 2004

Goodbye to New York Reading at Bar Reis

[My farewell reading of sorts, but also a chance for you to hear a friend of mine from England read in New York for the first time. With any luck she'll wear the cool tiara (see below). Please come!]

The BBR Reading Series

PRESENTS

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Emily Critchley
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Brian Kim Stefans

Wednesday, July 28, 8pm

($4 to benefit the poets)

Bar Reis
375 5th Avenue
(btwn 5th & 6th Streets) BROOKLYN 718-832-5716

(F train to 4th and 9th)

Posted by Brian Stefans at 04:24 PM

July 19, 2004

The People's Guide to the Republican National Convention

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From the site:

"Due out August 9, The People's Guide to the Republican National Convention (RNC) has everything you need to survive your time in New York City. Event locations, transportation guidance, social services, emergency resources, and places to eat, stay, or go to the bathroom, plus an RNC calendar and helpful legal and health information. This 33"x22" full-color, two-sided, highly detailed map of lower Manhattan (below Central Park) comes folded down to fit easily into your pocket. Produced with the contributions of some of New York's finest artists, you'll want one to use and one to keep.

This guide will be distributed one-per-person for free in New York while supplies last, but pre-sales and bulk orders are what make that possible. Reserve your copies now.

See a sample of the front page."

Posted by Brian Stefans at 10:28 AM

July 15, 2004

Attitudes And Non-Attitudes In May

1.

You can see the clarity in Philby's thinking in how few corrections he's made.

2.

You will face the Luftwaffe—alone.

3.

Striving to be insulted:
it's like the reality principle:
a kind of a receiving station
for the ephemera of daily trust.

4.

(They were pointing us toward their absolutes.)

5.

Those questions that have caused you so much anxiety
do not have to be answered.

6.

Any life is tainted.
Hence, no touching the fleshy, lubricated parts.

7.

Gottfried Benn observing the flower of a fatal knife wound.

8.

Walking away with the sunlight on your shirt.

Posted by Brian Stefans at 07:57 AM

July 14, 2004

DengDeng

We all found this desparately amusing at one point of our lives -- go ahead, admit it:

http://www.arras.net/truth_interview/dengdeng.swf

Posted by Brian Stefans at 03:19 PM

July 13, 2004

Pac-Mondrian

Another reason to visit my blog periodically -- from the creator of Basho's Frogger, Neil Hennessy, comes this masterpiece of punnage and plain coolness, Pac-Mondrian:

http://pbfbca.prizebudgetforboys.com/rhizome_commission/

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Basho's Frogger still has one up on Pac-Mondrian as a "poem" in that it at least contains some text -- Neil's version of the Basho poem, which appears in the high score screen:

1 pnd 00000 pts
2 frg 00000 pts
3 plp 00000 pts

A fitting solution to the existential conundrum that not have the first line of logs presents.

But I think Pac-Mondrian wins, not just because it has a great soundtrack, "Broadway Boogie-Woogie" itself, with cymbals and other percussion provided by the Pac-man, but also because transfering the maze to the grand scale of the painting makes you feel like you're playing kickball on a baseball diamond, or roller-blading on a great expanse of concrete in Neimeyer's Brasilia. I.e. the transfer in scale becomes a transfer in logic, from that of the game designer to the historically conscious European master -- to run around freely and stupidly in it is like, well, playing hide and seek in the Hermitage. It makes my nose bleed just thinking about it.

Posted by Brian Stefans at 10:14 AM

July 12, 2004

Fark Goes After New York Post

It's already been touted as the best Photoshop thread on Fark ever -- this is just one (lighter-hearted) example:

Fark Goes After New York Post

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Posted by Brian Stefans at 10:14 AM

July 09, 2004

2 New Flash Polaroids

Big bad David Perry stars in two new Flash Polaroids, co-starring his nose. Let them run for a few minutes, and stare at them closely!

www.arras.net/polaroids/david_v1.html

www.arras.net/polaroids/david_2.html

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Posted by Brian Stefans at 10:44 AM

July 01, 2004

Monthly search report for http://www.arras.net/weblog/

3 kim
3 ll
3 video
3 sun
2 mark's
2 ROCHE
2 blowjob
2 evans
2 fit
2 steve
2 Tight
2 st
2 DENIS
1 Hume
1 manage
1 roche
1 clemente
1 nicole
1 incest
1 sex
1 hairless
1 cat
1 alba
1 lang

[It's a twisted world folks.]

Posted by Brian Stefans at 04:13 PM